Oh, no! [Gumshoe shakes his head as if addressing something obvious. Maybe he has to be clearer about this.]

You kidding, pal? I wish nothing had happened. That would make for a good change of pace. I wish nothing happened! But instead, it's like nothing happened. It's something that's really bugging me right now!

[There. Nailed it! He heaves a sigh and steps forward.]

Should we see if something happens this time? I don't think I should just do nothing here, pal!