I understand that sounds like a joke, but it is just the reality of things. If someone slings a magical fireball or lightning bolt at you, you just have to be quick and try to get out of the way. It isn't always possible, since it happens so quickly, but I will have you know that I have trained a whole lot my entire life to be very light on my feet!
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I understand that sounds like a joke, but it is just the reality of things. If someone slings a magical fireball or lightning bolt at you, you just have to be quick and try to get out of the way. It isn't always possible, since it happens so quickly, but I will have you know that I have trained a whole lot my entire life to be very light on my feet!