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[ Well, it took her some time to get around to doing this. Between time loops, timey wimey stuff, and all other shenanigans occurring at any given time. ]

Hi Senpai ~ ♡! Are you free atm ( ╹ -╹)?

Me? Of course. Anytime, if it's for you.

[ .. sorry, BB. At least you likely know at this point that Inigo is just Like This. Forget the fact that the past while has been incredibly chaotic - there's no way Inigo wouldn't immediately make time for a friend if they need it. ]

Is something going on? Did you wish to see me?

[ She explodes on the other side of the phone - it's fine. She knows he's the kind of guy, who would say this to anyone, but the fact that he says it to her. Right now, that seems to matter to BB. It's special to her, and she wants to hang onto that feeling of specialness, even if it is a bit delusional. ]

(≧∇≦) BB almost forgot what it is was he was going to ask, um, so like BB has a bunny and she wanted to know if Inigo could watch her for a bit? She is a smart bunny and likes to get into things, but BB needs to go do some things for a bit...

UM, YOU CAN JUST TOTALLY SAY NO, but anyway, so like, the bunny doesn't have a name yet BB doesn't know what to call her.

Also, she is big!

I just need to drop her off somewhere real quick, could I drop her off with you for a little? I'll come get her tonight!

[ It's definitely not a request Inigo expected in the least.

But despite the fact that the request catches him by surprise, his answer arrives practically right away. ]

Of course. That should be fine. [ Inigo doesn't know how his housemates would feel about it, but.. surely it can't be a problem. Especially if BB is coming to pick her pet back up before the night! How much harm could one rabbit do for just one day? ]

Is there anything you think I should do in particular to take care of her? Or do I only have to watch her?

She loves cuddles.

[ Evil gremlin laughter - got 'em. ]

Um, you can feed her. She is a weird bunny, she likes chocolate a lot. lololol magic bunny ig? ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡

Cuddles. Feeding. Chocolate.

Got it all noted down! Don't worry, you can expect me to take the utmost care of your precious companion! You just have fun out there, and don't worry even a single bit about your little friend!

[ BB is so JEALOUS!!! ]

[ -- Wait, it slipped her mind for a moment; she's the bunny, oh yeah. ]

BB can always trust you!!! This is why Senpai is the best!! ♡

[ BB spends the next 10 minutes figuring out HOW THE FUCK, she's going to get herself there to Inigo's place without iT BEING WEIRD and her present... WHY DIDN'T SHE THINK THIS CLEARLY THROUGH?

It's fine; she's got this. Leave her oracle with her evil AI(Bᗺ) that likes to out BB's plans on BB Channel, when she is doing things. Threaten her first - to not out her, or else... Then take herself to Inigo's place, make a temporary cage - put herself in it... THEN make a tentacle ring the door - run away... NO, DO, N'T RUN AWAY. YOU NEED TO STAY INTO THE CAGE - she goes back into the cage... BB then let it slip her mind that she probably should have left a note - and tries to quickly make a note. Pen. Writes on it: Thanks again! ♡ Throws the pen into a bush and sticks the note on the cage.

SHE DID IT! One LARGE fucking 40LB bunny, in a BIG cage at Inigo's door - she is totally normal about this.

Her bunny eyes are sparkling!!! (˶˃ᆺ˂˶) ]

[ BB is severely overestimating how easily Inigo sees through a plan.

Because-- of course he doesn't. Not when it's this well-prepared, but even if BB had failed at a few steps along the road, it's likely that Inigo's reaction to any of this wouldn't be different from how it is now. He opens the door of the house, spotting the big cage outside. Can't miss it.

Honestly, Inigo is a little more used to eating rabbits than to caring for them, but.. well, if it's an important friend's pet, of course he'll adjust. It's why he squats down next to the cage, smiling at the creature inside. ]

Hi there, little buddy. I hope you aren't missing BB too much yet, since you and I are going to spend some time together today.

[ Apparently he's just talking to it, even though he knows it's not like a rabbit can talk back.. But rabbit!BB is still getting a very, very sweet smile from him here all the same. ]

Edited 2024-10-05 21:56 (UTC)

[ ~~BB laying belly over - you can eat me!!!~~ Immediately upon the moment BB sees his cute face, her eyes sparkle, and her nose twitches excitedly. She also learns what it means to have bunny jitters, and the sense of excitement rushing through her body makes her have to wiggle and shake her fur around. At this point, since she mentioned the bunny being magical in a way, maybe she can at least make it clear that she understands him a little...

Unsure how to yet, she just comes to the edge of the cage and tries to butt the door of it: Free meeeeeeee!!! ]

[ Inigo blinks in surprise for a moment. He didn't imagine a pet bunny to be this excitable, but.. apparently they can be just as energetic as the ones he has been chasing out in the wild before, huh?

It's not a bad thing though. Which means that the surprise on his face quickly melts into something softer. Amusement sparkles in his eyes, and he lets out a warm laugh. ]

Oh, you are cute!

[ Though the message isn't lost on him. He gets what the animal might want, but.. ]

I don't think I can let you out here though. BB would probably be so sad if you'd run off.. [ And they can't have that! Inigo refuses it!

So he instead tries to lift the cage up, but..

... yeah. That's-- That's a little too heavy for him. BB did warn him that it was a heavy rabbit, but he didn't quite think of the true extent of the meaning of those words.. So after a moment he gives up on trying to lift it, instead moving behind the cage to slowly push it into the house.

That's working a little bit better, at the very least. ]

There we go, just-- just a little bit of patience!

[ BB inner monolouge: How are you a knight!! Senpai!!! We need to work on your gains! The bunny in the cage seems to be huffing and puffing, but also trying to help Inigo with moving around in the cage - like walking forward or jumping a bit to make the cage go in more!!

She then gives him a look that says: Release me fool! Nibbling on the gate of the cage once again. ]

Come on, I know you want out, but I'm going to get into real big trouble if you run off somewhere by yourself! [ Is Inigo negotiating with a rabbit? Out loud?

Yes, he is. And it's not even like he's imagining the worst case scenario of BB figuring out Inigo accidentally set her rabbit free - you know, like the stuff she actually did to him and then wiped from his mind until she told him about it again - as much as he's imagining her being hurt.. Or sad.. Inigo would never forgive herself for such a thing!

So when he stops pushing the cage and moves around to the front of it, where the bunny is busy seemingly trying to bite its way through the bars, Inigo lets out a sigh. ]

.. look. I can let you out, but you have to promise to not go anywhere, alright?

[ It's almost as if he's expecting the animal to understand him.. ]

You have to stick near me, no matter what happens!

[ BB the Bimbo Bunny totally can understand everything that Inigo says, and even so much as looks up at him, nodding in agreement with what he gives as an ultimatum. She is, of course, excited, so close to the ideal situation she has been fantasizing about this entire time.

She squishes to the door, with her beady little eyes looking up at Inigo going: Please let me out, I'll be a good obedient little Bunny Girl and do whatever you say. ]

[ If he was thinking more about this, Inigo would probably realize that all of this is strange. Very strange. After all, how would a rabbit of all things be able to understand human speech? How would it know to nod at questions or promises?

But of course this is Inigo. He's not thinking about it that deeply, especially when he doesn't feel like shoving around this heavy cage all the way to his room in the house. So he instead kneels down to open up the cage door, trying his best to not hurt the bunny as it is very busy squeezing herself against that door in the first place. ]

Okay-- there.

[ He opens up the door.

Depending on how tightly bunny BB is still pressed up against it, she may just.. fall out, more than step out... ]

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