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(╥﹏╥) BB just saw a naked man with a towel on bc they misfired a text to me BBS EYES!!!! SHE WANTS TO UNSEE IT!!!! SHE WAS SAVING HER VIRGIN EYES TO SEE SENPAI NAKED IN A TOWEL ONE DAY!!!!!! BB HATES THIS!! VAEROS SEND ME YOUR NETWORK SO I CAN FIX IT!!!! .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

[ It doesn't help that Inigo doesn't know what 'misfiring' means in this context, huh..

So even though his brain still needs a moment to process the rest of that and make it make sense in his mind, it then does immediately jump to one particular conclusion. ]

Wait, someone forced a naked image of themselves on you?! BB, who was it?!

I will fight them for you if I have to! For your honor!!

[ BB like: YAH!!!!! SAVE ME!!!! ]

OH it was an accident (╥﹏╥) since the network is all fried, BB got sent something that was for their boyfriend.

no senpai~~♡! BB is safe now!! she will just totally clean her eyes out!! plus, kaiba-san is BB-chans best friend and her secretary, apparently???? ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ BB just has to right click delete it from her mind

have u gotten anything sent to you by accident???

Well, if you are certain of it.. But please do let me know if someone ever does that to you on purpose!

[ At least he's settling down a little bit now.. Though with a bit of fluster, considering the topic they're discussing.. ]

And no, no one has.

Perhaps thankfully so, given the content of the message you apparently received.. I do not feel the need to stare at another person's private parts!

[ 'Please do let me know if someone ever does that to you on purpose!' BB's immediate and first thought is to think: WHY?? Will you get JEALOUS? Except what he says after, immediately makes her panic and feel like a weirdo. ]

WAIT ITS NOT LIKE THAT, BB DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING LIKE THAT!

YOU KNOW JUST HIS ABS AND MUSCULAR BODY!? YOU KNOW?? HE HAD LIKE A TOWEL OVER HIS WAIST!!!

[ You know?? ]

YOU KNOW?? IT CAN BE CUTE? SHARING PICTURES OF YOURSELF WITH OTHERS MORE INTIMATELY? YOU KNOW!?

TONS OF PEOPLE DO IT.... LIKE THEM!!!

[ BB realizes the implications of her words that she already sent, fumbling with her oracle to then add: ]

It's not LIKE EVERYONE has to or anything.

Like not something (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) you do for just anyone either!

[ BB screams in her own house!!! ]

BB DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING FORGET IT!!!

[ BB hurt herself in confusion.. And maybe Inigo too, because he's staring at this message like he doesn't even know what to do with it. It's going in so many directions at once, so w-what does Inigo address first? He doesn't know! Is he supposed to know? ]

...

Are you saying you wish more people would send pictures to you.. of their muscular body..?

[ Apparently this is what he managed to parse from her message after staring at it for a while. ]

[ BB hurts herself again from confusion, and also she is all out of moves so she uses struggle111!!! ]

NO JUST YOURS!!!

[ ...

Okay, this is-- This is a little too much to think about, hold on--

There's a good two to five minutes of absolutely nothing, and then Inigo finally sends: ]

Well, I am very happy to know you didn't see anything you didn't want to see.

[ Did his brain just full not allow him to process what she sent? Yes. It shut down. It rebooted. Inigo is not even an AI, but don't ask him how it happened, okay. ]

I have a picture of a cute frog. If you want to see that. [ HIS BRAIN IS DESPERATELY ESCAPING FROM THE FLUSTER!!! ]

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